WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?

CHARITY?

CHARITY, motherfucker?

What the fuck! This is the height of bullshit! For how much longer? I’m seriously hoping it’s the stipulated four remaining years at most. Because if something drastic is not done, this country will sink into the core of dysfunction.

Kenneth Makende wewe! This nigga has the balls to come out, after these monkeys outrightly refuse to pay their taxes, and bray that if any MP feels like contributing to ‘charity’, he can do so.

This is what we are to them. A country of 30+ million charity cases. and what’s with taking KBC off air just before the vote? So that we don’t see who they are? We know you, punk bitches!

I am so angry, I can't type anymore.
Aaaaargh!!

BREW, STEW, ENSUE...

The issues arising from the publication of the Waki Report are a storm in a teacup. Let’s look at this thing from the perspective of human beings with functioning cognitive reasoning. Thus:

• You commit a crime, you pay for the crime

• You incite people to commit a crime, then you are eminently culpable

• You incite a community to massacre another community, you are the devil

OK, so far so good. So what the fuck are these politrixians running around condemning the report for? Do they honestly think they are above the law? Do they belong to a different class of Kenyans that we don’t know about?

I think that idea that anyone in gava can be made to pay for their sins is such a massive blow to the over inflated egos that parade about the country, pandering to their stupid sycophants, they can’t believe it actually happened. And the fact that Damocles' sword is not only hanging here but abroad in The Hague is depicting these people for what they really are: consummate punk bitches!

It is bloody time for some accountability. Fine, The Hague is not ati uko the ideal place to try this thing. It’s ukoloni mamboleo whichever way you look at it but it’s a better bet than a local tribunal (we all know how those go. Akiwumi, Ndungu, Kriegler etc. ring a bell?). A swift kick in the ass will do Kenya hella good. Impunity must end, if we are not to subscribe to the crystal clear adage that Africa is well and truly fucked.

Hang ‘em!

CAN YOU RECOGNIZE A BAD DEAL?

Check out this e-mail...

From: D.M. kioga [mailto:mkioga@yahoo.com]

Sent: Thursday, November 13, 2008 6:45 PM

To: copywriter1

Subject: Re: ON WRITING

Hi,
I am looking for freelance writers to write articles for some Travel websites I am building. The articles will be dealing with Travel/ Tourism, Culture, people, Social life, African Fashion wear and Holiday destinations. I have a list of African countries popular with tourist which I want you to write about. Any writing style is accepted. You can incorporate your preferred writing style. However, I will show you some things about keyword density, since this is for the internet and search engines. The articles have to be well written (good English) and original. No copying. Let me emphasize this again. You can do research from other sites, and write in your own words, but do not copy. Copying will leave us open to lawsuits for copyright infringement. I will not pay for articles which I find to be copied. I am also open to hearing other ideas you may have for content websites. The Articles should be between 400 to 600 words i.e. 1 to 2 pages. But I prefer shorter articles, about 400 – 500 words. I will provide you with the specific keywords or topics to write about Payment for the articles will be 100 shillings per article. Again, that is One Hundred shillings per article. If you write 20 articles, you will make yourself 2000 shillings and so on. I will be paying every 2 weeks but if the articles are many, I may take longer to read them and crosscheck that they are original and not copied. I will send money to my associate in Kenya and he will send it to you through MPESA. I will pay the Moneygram charges for money transfer from the US to Kenya. MPESA charges 100 shillings to send money within Kenya. So we will share this cost. You pay 50 and I pay 50. So if you write 10 articles, you will be paid 1000 but will have to cover half the cost of MPESA and will get 950 shillings. Please tell me if that is fine with you and we can go on from there.

Thanks,
Dylan



Now, Dylan, you monumental ponce, are you for real? 100 bob? And then, you have the nerve to charge me for the cash transfer. You know what, keep your deal. Shit, I could get more money writing circulars for a church in Timboroa than writing for ‘tourist magazines’.

Pissant.

FUCK IT ALL TO HELL !! AAAAAARGH!!

It is without fail that the current crop of leadershit in Kenya continuously raises the ire of the 30+ million people who they are supposed to be serving.

Taxation. It is shit, no doubt. But why oh why must my broke ass pay so much for this thing that appears on my payslip titled P.A.Y.E. while some fat fuck waddles about (in a government supplied Prado nonetheless) and gets away with a monthly salario of Ksh. 800,000 plus.

What the fuck, man?

In fact, you know what, screw this. Kenya will never ever go anywhere. I’m done ranting about it.

NO BLANCO (Well, sort of)

Is the world so fucking racist that a black (or half) man cannot achieve anything without there having been some catch, trick or hoodwink involved? Is the colour black so offensive that when it accomplishes something that was long held as exclusive to rich white people, it is a scam?

What the fuck? Two (semi) black men are currently on top of two hitherto white dominated pedestals. These guys would be Lewis Hamilton (YEAH!) and President Obama. White people cannot believe this shit. They think it’s the end of the world. A black Formula One champion? God no! A black man in the White House? Heaven forbid!

Bullshit, I say.

Times have changed. Maybe the establishment doesn’t work anymore. Any pasty faced, red nosed Caucasian ponce thought of that? Barack Obama is the end of America some say. He’s black, what does he know? The same ilk of people said that Lewis Hamilton was just a ‘token’. He stood no chance at the championship. Erm…

Eat a big, (semi) black dick.