GREED AVARICE GLUTTONY

Are they really that fucking greedy, or is it just me? They want to take everything. Everything! We’re being held hostage by a bunch of avaricious, pot bellied lascivious ingrates and the funny thing is, nobody seems to give a shit.

First the fuel thing. Triton Petroleum collapsed with like 2 billion of investors’ besha and the mdosi had enough time to get rid of his local assets and flee to India. This caused a shortage of fuel over Christmas. But we got over that one. Now, here’s another super fuck up: they are taking the grain from your mouth, and selling it to Southern Sudan for some insane profits.

Kenya faces a famine, because the same motherfuckers sanctioned, with blatant disregard for the environment, the chopping down of Mau Forest. No forest, no rain. No rain, no crops. No crops, no food. No food, well… so the government has these reserves for grain in case there is a food shortage (which there is) and what do these people do? They steal 100,000 bags of the stuff and shift it to southern Sudan. The food that’s supposed to save us from starvation is being sold! And not to us either.

What’s next? We’ll wake up and find Nairobi National Park has become some Qatari sheikh’s personal menagerie? Really, because I wouldn’t be surprised.

Would you?

REALLY? ISRAEL, REALLY?

Let’s put this in perspective now. You have 1,481,080 people living on 360 square kilometres in blazing desert heat, making them the world’s sixth most densely populated territory. You deprive them of democracy, financial independence and human rights. You control their water, energy, airspace and maritime access. You imprison their sons when they hold protests, or just shoot them in the street. And then you have the nerve to attack these people with fighter jets, helicopter gunships and tanks because, out their utter despair, they choose to fling a few homemade rockets into your vast, wonderful Promised Land.

Then you wonder why they are pissed the fuck off?

For ‘God’s Chosen People’, you sure are a dumb bunch of pricks.

Israel. Shame on Jew.

MUST BE BLISS

It amazes me how ignorant of the rest of the world the West (read USA) is. There’s this movie, Madagascar: Escape to Africa, whose title I find kaondo offensive. Now, Madagascar, for those with limited IQ, is part of Africa. Yes, its all by its lonesome in the Indian Ocean but it is part of the larger continent, having broken off about 160 million years ago.

My point? OK, let’s say you are in the British Isles, and you stole something and you want to run to France. France is part of the European continent, as is the UK, right? Would you call your run for freedom, UK: Escape to Europe? No. why? BECAUSE THE UK IS PART OF EUROPE! See where I’m going with this?

By including ‘Escape to Africa’, Hollywood (or whoever the fuck), has shone a glaring light into how oblivious they are to the rest of the world. It’s the same way jungus come to Kenya and go like, “Africa is sooo beautiful.” Motherfucker, you are in Kenya. Say “Kenya is beautiful.” Don’t generalize. If I was in Yellowstone National Park and said, “North America is soo beautiful,” some New Yorker would shoot me yelling, “It’s America bitch! America!”

So to Hollywood and the US, you could have come up with a better title.

It’s Africa, bitch! Africa!

ORE

Come see what man has wrought,
From incandescent, unparalleled thought,
The battles we have fought,
In this mess, hope we don’t get caught

Alive, alive, cry the jovial mass,
Caught up in their stupidity, crass,
The enemy heads them off at the pass,
Their disillumination, the cause of their cry: alas!

Untitle the metre, ignore the verse,
Some may think me perverse,
In this litany of curse, I have the persuasion,
For the solution for the equation,
That has plagued man thus

Come see what man has wrought,
From incandescent, unparalleled thought,
The battles we have fought,
In this mess, hope we don’t get caught

IDIOT CENTRAL

O God of all creation, bless this land and nation.
Like now, please. We need blessing because these people are clearly out of their minds. Way out. The media bill; an obtuse law that has been unanimously passed in the House, is waiting presidential assent. If that senile motherfucker signs it, we have effectively taken a 17 year step backwards.

They passed it quick too. To cover their asses. You don’t want the media pointing out how ineffective you are every day, do you? No, you want to keep Kenyans in the dark. Keep ‘em ignorant, poor and then run to them every five years for their vote. We have come a long way, that may be all for nothing.

Are you that selfish? These guys have taken it to a level that doesn’t even have a noun yet. They have hobbled the media, hiding behind ‘national security’, saying that it’s in the nation’s best interest. BULLSHIT! What does a media house reporting about corrupt politicians have to do with security? WHAT?

Fuck Parliament. Fuck MPs. Fuck the government.

LISTEN TO ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU!

You ever notice how pissed off a Kenyan politician gets when you deny him the chance to bullshit you? They seethe, like you insulted their mum. Shit, they’d smile if you insulted their mum, as long as you listen to their bullshit.

Time has come. The people have spoken loud and clear. Democracy is the voice and the will of the people. Kudos to the people of Eastleigh for shouting out loud, “No rhetoric, bitches! Our stomachs are fucking empty. Gimme some maize flour I can afford!”

Kina Mudavadi and Raila couldn’t believe this shit. Mudavadi looked pissed! They can’t imagine these poor people would not listen to them. To them! They dared chant down the high and mighty Kenyan politician. And for maize flour at that. What!

I can’t wait for that shit to happen somewhere else. This time the public should yell, “Pay taxes, you bitches!”

WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?

CHARITY?

CHARITY, motherfucker?

What the fuck! This is the height of bullshit! For how much longer? I’m seriously hoping it’s the stipulated four remaining years at most. Because if something drastic is not done, this country will sink into the core of dysfunction.

Kenneth Makende wewe! This nigga has the balls to come out, after these monkeys outrightly refuse to pay their taxes, and bray that if any MP feels like contributing to ‘charity’, he can do so.

This is what we are to them. A country of 30+ million charity cases. and what’s with taking KBC off air just before the vote? So that we don’t see who they are? We know you, punk bitches!

I am so angry, I can't type anymore.
Aaaaargh!!